"Sometimes I feel like putting a tattoo on my boobs that says, 'They're real,'" Kerry has said. She has been asked that question many times. She can't help being a guy magnet. "I went on holiday to Cyprus a few years ago and this guy at the hotel, the whole time, kept asking me, 'Can I rub lotion on you?' He kept following me around and asking me, 'Can I rub lotion on you?' 'Can I rub lotion on you?' It got to be an awful bother." Who could blame him, Kerry? We are all fixated with the thought of asking "Can I rub lotion on you?" Perhaps you should consider hiring a bodyguard and telling people that he's in charge of rubbing lotion on you.
